Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone…
Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
British Democracy: You have two cows. You feed them sheeps brains and they go mad. The government doesnt do anything.
American Democracy: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair „Cowgate“.
Singaporean Democracy: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.