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Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
Pilot: „…Tower, please call me a fuel truck.“Tower: „Roger. You are a fuel truck.“
Feminism: You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.
Totalitarianism: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
Hong Kong Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly-listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the fung shui is bad.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Bureaucratic Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone elses cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say you should need.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
Captain (nach einer etwas misslungenen Landung):Ladies and Gentlemen, its happy hour. You just received two landings for the price of one.
Anarchy: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows.
Political Correctness: You are associated with (the concept of „ownership“ is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
Dictatorship: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
Pure Communism: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
Pilot: „Bratislava Tower, this is Oscar Oscar Kilo estabished ILS 16.“Tower: „Oscar Oscar Kilo, Guten Tag, cleared to land 16, wind calm – and by the way: this is Wien Tower.“Pilot: (Nach einer Denkpause) „Bratsilava Tower, Oscar Oscar Kilo passed the outer marker.“Tower: „Oscar Oscar Kilo roger, and once more: you are approaching Vienna!“Pilot: (Nach einer Denkpause) „Confirm, this is NOT Bratislava?“Tower: „You can believe me, this is Vienna!Pilot: (Nach einer erneuten Pause) „But why? We want to go to Bratislava, not to Vienna!“Tower: „Oscar Oscar Kilo, roger. Discontinue approach, turn left 030 and climb to 5000 feet, vectors to Bratislava.“
Counter Culture: Wow, dude, theres like… these two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk.
British Democracy: You have two cows. You feed them sheeps brains and they go mad. The government doesnt do anything.
Environmentalism: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone elses cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
You need the computing power of a P5, 16 MB RAM and 1 GB Harddisk to run Win95. It took the computing power of 3 Commodore 64 to fly to the Moon.Something is wrong here, and it wasnt the Apollo.
Singaporean Democracy: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.